Monday 10 Mar 2008 by Orphi the AweKid.

…
And he painted mastig men and mastig cats and dogs.
He painted kigs on the corner of the street and the sparkling plugs.
And he takes his bushemy weights
Outside them country gates
To paint his mastig men and mastig cats and dogs.
…

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Sunday 10 Feb 2008 by Orphi the AweKid.

Somewhere out there in the vast nothingness of space…

Somewhere far away in space and time…

Staring upward at the gleaming stars in the obsidian sky…
We’re marooned on a small island, in an endless sea…

Confined to a tiny spit of sand, unable to escape.

But tonight…

…on this small planet…

…on Earth…

…We’re going to rock civilization!

〈bass slam〉

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Thursday 07 Feb 2008 by Orphi the AweKid.

…Is it raining?…Is it snowing?…Is a hurricane a-blowing…?

Not a speck of light is showing…
So the danger must be growing…
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reeper mowing?
Yes!
The danger must be growing!
For the rowers keep on rowing!
And they’re certainly not showing
ANY SIGN THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!!!

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Monday 22 Oct 2007 by Orphi the AweKid.

# This was a triumph.
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# I'm making a note here:
# HUGE
# SUCCESS.
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# It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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# Aperture Science.
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# We do what we must
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# because
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# we can.
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# For the good of all of us.
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# (Except the ones who are dead.)

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Wednesday 12 Sep 2007 by Orphi the AweKid.

Asante sana! Squash banana! We we nugu! Mi mi apana!

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Tuesday 28 Aug 2007 by Orphi the AweKid.

Clearing my throat and gripping the lectern I smile and face my audience clearing his throat and smiling with his hands on the bathroom sink.

(They might be giants, Till my head falls off, Factory Showroom.)

I should shake my tiny fist and swear I wasn’t wrong. But what’s the sense in arguing when you’re all alone?

(They might be giants, My lucky ball and chain, Flood.)

I am cow, hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you, and I look good on the barbecue. I spend all day eating grass, methane gas leaks out my ass. Oh the ozone layer’s getting thinner from the outcome of my dinner…

(The Arrogant Worms, I am cow, source unknown)

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