Thursday 07 Oct 2010 by Orphi the AweKid.

If
you want
me
gonna have to catch me
If you wanna touch my
woh-oh-oh.

If
you catch
me
gonna have to show me
that you really want my
woh-oh-oh.

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Thursday 15 Apr 2010 by Orphi the AweKid.

When you left me all alone
At the record hop,
Said that you were going out
For a soka pop.
You were gone for quite a while,
Half an hour or more.
When you came back, man oh man!
This is what I saw:

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Thursday 03 Dec 2009 by Orphi the AweKid.

It’s just like make-believe.
Each night it’s New Year’s Eve.
Each day it’s Christmas Day.
You make me feel this way.
It’s gonna snow outside,
The weather will be cold.
But I’ll be wa^aa_arm this winter!

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Wednesday 21 Jan 2009 by Orphi the AweKid.

Have you seen the mistletoe? It fills the night with kisses.
Have you seen the bright new star? It fells your heart with wishes.
Have you seen the candlelight? It shines from every window.
Have you seen the moon above? It lights the sky in silver.

Green is in the mistletoe and red is in the holly!
Silver in the stars above that shine on everybody!
Gold is in the candlelight and crimson in the embers!
White is in the winter night that everyone remembers!

Have you heard the bells are rining? Ringing out their story!
Have you heard the choir singing “Glory! Glory! Glory!!”

And so forth.

Seriously, at this rate I’m going to have an Enya-shaped hole burned into be auditory cortex… This stuff PWNZ!!

(Also… I’m pretty sure ‘silver’ does not rhyme with ‘window’.)

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Tuesday 02 Dec 2008 by Orphi the AweKid.

Uncore!
Hardcore!
Rock you down
To the floor!
Posse saw ya
On the border!
Jungle jumper
Under order!
Every minute,
Every hour,
Got the power!
Take a shower!
Brand stuff,
Screaming Lord,
Wicked and tough!

Why is it that I listen to The Beach Boys and my dad listens to Scooter?!

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Wednesday 03 Sep 2008 by Orphi the AweKid.

There’s a party in my head.
Won’t let me go to bed.
Have to stay up instead,
To go to the party in my head.

I threw away all my street cred
So I could have a life instead.
Repeat the words that I just said
To go to the party in your head.

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Wednesday 25 Jun 2008 by Orphi the AweKid.

Lilah: These toys are badly painted and they’re made from inferior wood.

Elves: Well we know the goods are tained, but we did the best we could.

Bender: I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly.

XBot: If I wasn’t stuck here frozen I’d harpoon you in the eye!

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Friday 14 Mar 2008 by Orphi the AweKid.

Some folks help the needy.
Me, I just help myself!
And if I shared with you now,
It would steadily decrease my weath.

And if I saw you on the streets
With worn out shoes upon your feet,
I wouldn’t spare you the price of a cup of tea.
I know you brought me from the gutter,
Helped me earn my bread and butter,
But I have a lousy memory.

I didn’t loose your money.
No, I didn’t loose your money.
I didn’t loose your money.
Oh no your money just lost
You
Brought me up
This way
When just a little bit of
Love
Could have
Changed
My
Ways…

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